sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

One mention of Baskerville and he sends down my handler to spy on me incognito.

Is that why you’re calling yourself “Greg”?

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack
my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
me:
me:
me:
me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

herospy:

Sherlock s3e2 sketches

cr.