unitedxfan:

*me watching a football match*

watched whole 70 mins - nothing happened

went to pee - 3 goals, 4 yellow cards, 1 penalty, 1 red card

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

lydiastilinski:

Chris Pratt @ the UK Premiere of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

claphne:

child

why u scream

kuroii-chu:

[秒速5センチメートル: Favorite scenes 18/?]

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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arendellekingdom:

In case you didn’t know, it all happens in the same room— the library.

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

sebwstan:

Mario Balotelli meets Man City players 

cr.